Stork Storyteller Pillows

Pediatric Unit - Portraint of founder - A Stork

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Hot pot

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

fairy tales

Witch dice.

Maternity Hospital

Fairy tale

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

'Tech stocks tumbled on news that Alan Greenspan's computer was down.'

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Tarzan'

Pregnancy

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

Princess

'Farm News' readers want to know about my childhood? Rather normal really: Lived in a pigsty, ate swill every day...'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

'Not so easy, is it?'

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection