Starstruck T-Shirts

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Man and woman

Melanie Griffith

Fan club

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

'Stop staring at my wife.'

Snake Charmer

Lizzy Caplan

Diane Kruger

Lark Ascending

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

Amy Lou Adams

"Paul turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."

Mark Wahlberg

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

Barbra Streisand

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

Man Locked in a Heart

Andrew Garfield

May I see you again sometime?

"I see you've listed as three credit references your three bali bondsmen."

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

Sadie, they just found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we

Maria Leon