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Lizzy Caplan

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

Freddie Mercury

Emergency exit into Space

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Jimi Hendrix.

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Eva Mendez

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Ringo Starr

Ray Davies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Rod Stewart

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Mick Jagger

Pete Townshend

Santa Metal Claus

Projecting Obama