Starstruck Dreamer T-Shirts

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Elvis Presley

Steve Howe.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Melanie Griffith

Mime Tug-of-War

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Baseball is boring."

'So, did I get the job?'

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Pink Floyd.

Fan club

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

Why is there life on me? The first wonder of the world.

'Which one's Ringo?'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

Eric Clapton

This next song aims to halt global warming and bring about an end to famine...sing along if you think it'll help.