Starstruck Pillows

'Fair's fair - I'll only be Jennifer Lopez as long as you're Mel Gibson!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

Man and woman

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

Fan club

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Valentine's day...The good news is that I don't think it's contagious.

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'Stop staring at my wife.'

Lark Ascending

Snake Charmer

Barbra Streisand

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

"Paul turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.

"I see you've listed as three credit references your three bali bondsmen."

Man Locked in a Heart

May I see you again sometime?

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

'Actually, this is very common around Valentine's Day'

'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

"No, not yet."