Starstruck Fan Pillows

Desert Island Meals.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"Awesome! We've got a live band."

"It's not what you think."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Fan club

'Hollywood pharmacy: 'Thank you! Have a paparazzi - filled day!'

"Never seen a cow before?"

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

Shy Man at Party

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Bro Rabbit

The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Barbra Streisand

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"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."