Spud Fan Gifts

Mash-Test Dummies.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

The Inexperienced Cook

OMG UR HOT

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Spiders in love

Spider watching his web cam.

A high tech spider with a Velcro web.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Eye Bank.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"The dating scene is alright for you, female worms are everywhere! But when was the last time you saw a mummy-long-legs?"

"It's good it's not windy. . . it makes it easier to catch flies."

Spud U-boat

"Why so tense?"

Back Alley Bacon

Horror

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

"Help - I'm stuck!"

Chicken Soup