Spud Fan Gifts

Mash-Test Dummies.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

The Inexperienced Cook

OMG UR HOT

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

Spider watching his web cam.

Spiders in love

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"It's good it's not windy. . . it makes it easier to catch flies."

"The dating scene is alright for you, female worms are everywhere! But when was the last time you saw a mummy-long-legs?"

Spud U-boat

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

A high tech spider with a Velcro web.

"Why so tense?"

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

Horror

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"