Spud Squad Member Gifts

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

The Inexperienced Cook

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Mash-Test Dummies.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Spud U-boat

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

Meet Mister Printer!

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

Tunnel of Love

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

Potato having a shave.

"In my father's day this may have been a potato peeler but you're gonna be marketing it as a Spud Master X-17B."