Squid Squad Member Gifts

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Myths and legends...

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You can do it!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Squids Rule

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'No, no, no! I said squids, giant squids.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Pygmy giant squid

Target practice

"Wow! One of the side-effects is a squid on your head. How is that possible?!"

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

'I'm afraid there's not much I can do. You're an invertebrate.'

Meet Mister Printer!

"And after the break, I'd like to show everyone a clip from my latest film."