God Squad Member Gifts

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"He's my school project for science class."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

The Salivation army.

Guitar Hero.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"So what's your success rate?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'