God Squad Member Gifts

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Guitar Hero.

The Salivation army.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"So what's your success rate?"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'