Superhero Squad Member Gifts

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Super Student

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

"You can do it!"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Meet Mister Printer!

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

"With symptoms like yours, you could be the next Batman!"

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Superheroes.