Squid Companion Gifts

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

Canine Companion

Rose Garden

Dog Crossing

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Myths and legends...

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Skier and his dog.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

The Unsportables: Relay

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Unicorn in the Woods

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Puppy and Kitten.

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Squids Rule

over crowded car.

(The really ugly duckling)