Spud Specialist Gifts

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

The Inexperienced Cook

Soup of the month.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Swimming Prankster

Tartar sauce.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

'We spoil that dog.'

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Spud U-boat

Antonio Carluccio.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"

Potato having a shave.

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

"In my father's day this may have been a potato peeler but you're gonna be marketing it as a Spud Master X-17B."

'That reindeer's eating my sprouts!'