Spud Specialist Prints

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

The Inexperienced Cook

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Soup of the month.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Swimming Prankster

Tartar sauce.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'We spoil that dog.'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

Sale - Eyepod.

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

Eye Bank.

Antonio Carluccio.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Spud U-boat

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

"In my father's day this may have been a potato peeler but you're gonna be marketing it as a Spud Master X-17B."

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"