Sprout Specialist Gifts

'That reindeer's eating my sprouts!'

Soup of the month.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'That plant food really works!'

Biodiversity

The Velvet Mesquite

Farmers' Warnings.

The Inexperienced Cook

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Tartar sauce.

Growing a business....

Waiting for plants to grow

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Swimming Champion.

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

Illuminating agricultural production

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Ocotillo

Antonio Carluccio.

I love Sprouts

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Just as John had feared, Bossie had gone dry, very dry."