Syrup Specialist Gifts

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"

Soup of the month.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

The Inexperienced Cook

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Tartar sauce.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'More syrup anyone?'

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

Heavy syrup

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Antonio Carluccio.

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

Gordon Ramsay

"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts