Syrup Aficionado Gifts

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Uncle Jemima

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Soup of the month.

"Too much sugar."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Flying sauces.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Sweet surprise.

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

I Bake. Deal with it.

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