Syrup Enthusiast Gifts

Heavy syrup

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"It's just sap. It's not 'tree pee'!"

'More syrup anyone?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Soup of the month.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Patissier

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Shark with fish lollipops

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Food Prices and the Ukraine War