Syrup Lover Gifts

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Today's special... donuts.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Arts and crafts

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Building a gingerbread house

What's the insect de jour?

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I'll have dessert first."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Cat Sisyphus

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'