Syrup Lover Pillows

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Today's special... donuts.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Arts and crafts

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

What's the insect de jour?

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Cat Sisyphus

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'