Sugar Lover Pillows

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

Eye-opener

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

"Just popping next door to borrow a cuppa sugar."

'Everybody needs candy. Everybody needs stationery. Everybody needs microcomputers.'

'Could I have some more sugar cubes please?'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"My lollipop became a high fiber food - it fell into grandma's shag rug."

'Who needs sticky-notes when you've just eaten 6 jelly doughnuts.'

'Just let it go, kid... You knew this line of work has its risks.'

'With all the concern about junk food, I'm very embarrassed to be living here.'

"Of course you'd rather eat a hundred dozen jelly donuts..."

'This child obesity is killing me!'

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Maybe cut down on the nectar and ambrosia a bit…"

I'm having fun, all in all. But there is one question which I attempted to answer and no matter what, I fail: Why do candy stores have business hours?

Birthday cake

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Doughnut shop for sale!

"I'll have dessert first."

Dressed as Sweets

"Hey, sugar."

"I just kept feeding him candy."

"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"

'I put in 40 bran flakes, and 2 milk, so I had room for 58 sugar. '

'Designated sugar & fat consumption area!'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

Building a gingerbread house

"They'll stab me for sugar and kill you for Christmas cheer."