Soy Lover Pillows

When vegans pose for photos.

"Oh boy, let's hope it's a soy-sausage..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"States of tofu"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

What's the insect de jour?

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Anything else, Sir?'

Plane Yogurt.

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'

"We're almost finished with your radiation treatment. Just lie still and mvoe the Cup-A-Soup a little to your right."

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

"Waiter there's a gly in my gook!"