Soy Sauce Lover Pillows

'Foreign stocks climbed on news China is close to developing alternative fuel vehicle that runs on soy sauce.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Sushi for two, please.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Too Much SOY

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"...I'd say you're not digesting your sushi!"

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Woman opens sushi box.

Warming hands over soup.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

"There's a fly in my soup."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa. It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm thinking sexy mermaids. You? Sushi bonanza!!!

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."