Soy Sauce Lover Pillows

'Foreign stocks climbed on news China is close to developing alternative fuel vehicle that runs on soy sauce.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Sushi for two, please.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Warming hands over soup.

Too Much SOY

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

Woman opens sushi box.

"...I'd say you're not digesting your sushi!"

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Does it come in soy lite?'

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

Sushi bar...under new management

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

"There's a fly in my soup."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'