Soy Milk Aficionado Pillows

Vegan Cat

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Spilled Milk

Take me to your lactator!

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

Baby drinking competition

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

The statue of Lactity.

Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

The miracle of genetic engineering

'Miaow??'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I'll have a latte - hold the coffee."