Soy Enthusiasts Pillows

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"States of tofu"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

The Remote Olympics

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

'More syrup anyone?'

Heavy syrup

Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

"How's the soya, dear?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Vegan Cat

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

Record soy bean crop

Born to raise soy beans.

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"It's just sap. It's not 'tree pee'!"

Free-range tofu.

"Gosh, now we could afford to go into farming..."

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

"How much should I pretend to care how they made their yams."

'Go ahead, go out, yolk it up a little, but make sure you'r back for breakfast.'

'Foreign stocks climbed on news China is close to developing alternative fuel vehicle that runs on soy sauce.'