Soy Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"States of tofu"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

The Remote Olympics

'More syrup anyone?'

Heavy syrup

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Superfoods are in aisle three.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

When vegans pose for photos.

Vegan Cat

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

Record soy bean crop

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

Born to raise soy beans.

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"It's just sap. It's not 'tree pee'!"

Free-range tofu.

"Gosh, now we could afford to go into farming..."

''Syrup'titiously, Aunt Jemima threw open the door to the log cabin where she found Mrs. Buttersworth and Hungry Jack in a sweet embrace. Armed with a Golden Griddle, she knocked the two saps flatter than a pancake.'

"How much should I pretend to care how they made their yams."

'Foreign stocks climbed on news China is close to developing alternative fuel vehicle that runs on soy sauce.'