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Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"States of tofu"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'When things are slow'

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?