Soy Enthusiast Gifts

Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"States of tofu"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"It was the food critics who gave our soup the two 'reallys'."

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

'When things are slow'

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.