Soybean Enthusiast Gifts

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"States of tofu"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Middle Distance Runners

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Too Much SOY

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"I met my husband at the Bean Lovers Convention and we've been shooting the breeze ever since!"