Soy Fanatics Gifts

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"States of tofu"

Comb Sweet Comb

'Happy now?'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Too Much SOY

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Kung Foo Cat

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

Sisypus

When vegans pose for photos.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

Agriculture Museum. Rice. Corn. Wheat, rice and corn were the first grains used to feed domesticated livestock. The founding fodders!

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Record soy bean crop

Born to raise soy beans.

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"They got us another ball of yarn. Meanwhile, they enjoy their computers and iPhones. And they claim we're selfish!"