Soybean Aficionado Gifts

Record soy bean crop

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Middle Distance Runners

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."