Soy Lover Gifts

"Oh boy, let's hope it's a soy-sausage..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"States of tofu"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What's the insect de jour?

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'Anything else, Sir?'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Waiter there's a gly in my gook!"

Plane Yogurt.

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

'Are you on any medication other than your Grandma's chicken soup?'