Soy Milk Lover Gifts

"Go save some whales with this, you plant-eating losers."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Mice Cream

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Wish you were steer!

Cow on Holiday.

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"I have one indulgence: myself."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

Spilled Milk

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

Plane Yogurt.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."