Soybean Lover Gifts

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"States of tofu"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

Sushi for two, please.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Plane Yogurt.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Woman opens sushi box.

Too Much SOY

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"...I'd say you're not digesting your sushi!"

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Low fat diets.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'