Soybean Lover Gifts

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"States of tofu"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

The vow of silence. Some days it was really hard to keep.

Sushi for two, please.

Plane Yogurt.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

Too Much SOY

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Woman opens sushi box.

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"...I'd say you're not digesting your sushi!"

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

Low fat diets.

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'