Soy Fanatics Pillows

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"States of tofu"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Too Much SOY

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"How's the soya, dear?"

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Kung Foo Cat

Sisypus

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

Born to raise soy beans.

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

Record soy bean crop

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

Gifted Milk