Sneaky Soy Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

"States of tofu"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"Works every time."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Vegan Voldemort

"How's the soya, dear?"

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'