Sneaky Soy Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

"States of tofu"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Works every time."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Too Much SOY

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Vegan Voldemort

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"How's the soya, dear?"

When vegans pose for photos.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'