Soy Bean Enthusiast Pillows

Born to raise soy beans.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"States of tofu"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Middle Distance Runners

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Before the Salivating Dogs

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Ahhh, the sweet smell of success!"

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Too Much SOY