Soy Aficionado Pillows

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"States of tofu"

Flying sauces.

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Source of Information

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Can I get you another coffee?

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Dijon Vu

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"I wish I was special."

Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'Niche market'

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.