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"How's the soya, dear?"

"States of tofu"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Yo Yo Tricks.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

"Do you mind?"

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Too Much SOY

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

Business is up and down.

Record soy bean crop

"My first soybean."

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

Born to raise soy beans.

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"