Soya Enthusiast Mugs

"How's the soya, dear?"

"States of tofu"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Mistakes were made. We were abducted. Over the coming days, even the inattentative reader will likely notice a seeming problem with this week's comic strips: They pertain to Thanksgiving, which happened last week. What would explain this? We cannot tell a lie: We were apprehended, drugged, taken to a distant planet, served too many soy products, forced to watch reality tv, then returned disoriented and confused about the calendar. we absolutely assure you that's what happened and not, as some cy

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yo-Yo Sales

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

"Do you mind?"

'Does it come in soy lite?'

Too Much SOY

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'My wife doesn't understand that I need to unwind after work.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

When vegans pose for photos.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

"My first soybean."

Born to raise soy beans.

Business is up and down.

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

"It's over between kale and me -- I've moved onto sorrel."

Record soy bean crop