Soy Milk Supporter Pillows

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Nutritional Supplements.

Proud Mum.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

Too Much SOY

'Does it come in soy lite?'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

Rejected Major League Expansions

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Cat

'Skinny soy-latte, please.'

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'Council on the aging ... out for Geritol break.'

Free-range tofu.

Gifted Milk

Same Planet, Different Worlds.

"We should support the local farm as well as the local confectioner."