Soy Milk Fan Pillows

Gifted Milk

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Chicken Soup

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

Vegan Cat

'If powdered milk's your thing! I'm your gal!'

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

"It's not for me, it's for Santa..."

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

"Hey! Where's our regular driver?"

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"