Powdered Milk Fan Pillows

'If powdered milk's your thing! I'm your gal!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Cow Cow Plops.

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

You're late!

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

'How about using a knife like everyone else?'

Taxi

Skiing Speed Limit