Playful Platter Fan Pillows

The Main Types of Cheese

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

French Animal Noises.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Flatware Follies.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Larvae Lamps.

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Bird box coming out of painting

Bonsai Loggers