Playful Platter Fan Gifts

The Main Types of Cheese

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Cooking With Pollock.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

French Animal Noises.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'A Dust Cow'.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

The Booger.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Flatware Follies.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Larvae Lamps.

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Bird box coming out of painting