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Gifted Milk

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

Chicken Soup

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

When vegans pose for photos.

Vegan Cat

'If powdered milk's your thing! I'm your gal!'

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."

"Hey! Where's our regular driver?"

Cat lures mouse with cheese.

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"