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Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I'll just have the stick, thanks."

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'We're gonna kill 'em with obesity.'

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Sunblock

Raging Bull on Ice

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Don't be lazy."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

Penguins - one is skating.

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

White Wine on Ice!

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'The ice machine's broken!!'

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Lake Skater

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"Experiment #32. Goldfish still exhibits no interest in cheese."