Syrup Aficionado Pillows

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'

Don't move Gertrude. A little dash of maple syrup will sweeten you up.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Soup of the month.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

Flying sauces.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Chocs away.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

I Bake. Deal with it.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

Baker Makes Sexy Dough