Slurpee Lover Gifts

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I said slime."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Cowboy Slippers

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Slug Hospitals

Spud U-boat

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

Kitten Slippers

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."