Slush Puppy Enthusiast Gifts

Pet Cryogenics.

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Why Poodles Become Killers

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Puppy.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Fashion Week"

Dogs in a basket

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"No not the puppy please"

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."